Wow, little did I know how appropriate my previous status was…I mean for real. You never can tell… Life is amazing today!
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Whoever said you can’t “like” your own status is just not awesome enough to do it.
Stereotypes: Because they’re true! #quepasa #homey #learntodrive #wtf
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Big posi-vibes to @ThatKevinSmith ‘s mom. And thanks for birthing a helluva guy…
RT @joestump: Debt prior to Reagan? $1 trillion. Since? $9.5 ($475/yr.) trillion from GOP. $3.8 ($380/yr.) Democrats. http://nyti.ms/mV4xcW
Why does swiss cheess have holes? #PSQA
Working this morning at the office, then tackling some side jobs this afternoon… #grateful
Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. ~Anne Lamott
RT @RevRunWisdom: How ppl treat you is their Karma„ how you respond is yours #alwaysstaypositive
Should I move in with my girlfriend because I can ‘t survive on whats left after my ex-wife rapes me. #PSQA
Have a great Sunday, cause tomorrow its back to work! :o(
