August 2011
Wow, little did I know how appropriate my previous status was…I mean for real. You never can tell… Life is amazing today!
I hate Mondays…
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Whoever said you can’t “like” your own status is just not awesome enough to do it.
Stereotypes: Because they’re true! #quepasa #homey #learntodrive #wtf
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Big posi-vibes to @ThatKevinSmith ‘s mom. And thanks for birthing a helluva guy…
July 2011
I’m at Environmental Air Systems http://4sq.com/q1wCHn
RT @joestump: Debt prior to Reagan? $1 trillion. Since? $9.5 ($475/yr.) trillion from GOP. $3.8 ($380/yr.) Democrats. http://nyti.ms/mV4xcW
Why does swiss cheess have holes? #PSQA
Working this morning at the office, then tackling some side jobs this afternoon… #grateful
Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. ~Anne Lamott
RT @RevRunWisdom: How ppl treat you is their Karma„ how you respond is yours #alwaysstaypositive
Should I move in with my girlfriend because I can ‘t survive on whats left after my ex-wife rapes me. #PSQA
Have a great Sunday, cause tomorrow its back to work! :o(
~WTF~SOS~FML~
I’m at Environmental Air Systems http://4sq.com/nc3S4N
No matter how screwed you might think you are, it can always be worse… #FML
I’m at Environmental Air Systems http://4sq.com/oauphQ
I’m at StAsH’s Place (460J Lindsay St, Mckaughn st., Kernersville) http://4sq.com/pVePsp
How many of you would leave a 9-year-old (almost 10) home alone all day while you go to the beach?
Intelligent people are some of the biggest idiots I’ve ever met.
Doing the Moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoe…
I’m at Mi Pueblo (707 NC Hwy 66 S, Kernersville) http://4sq.com/oD4D9X
I just ousted Barbara S. as the mayor of StAsH’s Place on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/9Z9o4M
Sometimes I go to the park with shades and a hoodie on and wait ‘till someone asks, “Which kid is yours?” Then I say, “I haven’t decided yet
Everything in the world can be imitated, except truth. For truth that is imitated is no longer truth.
Apparently, 2 out of 3 Americans believe in the devil. That’s 66.6%, coincidence?
June 2011
The neighborhood is having a meeting about the creepy guy & I’m the only one not invited. Weird.
July 2010
Is driving south with a car full of monkeys.
RT @ZydrateMitsukai: #ShakesPalin To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer is. You Betcha!
is calm as a Hindu cow.
Good Night Moon.
Agees we should respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
Oh Monday, how I loathe thee.
apparently needs a time machine. Anybody got a spare DeLorean and some plutonium?
“A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.” ~Milton Berle
Bridges are meant for burning, when the people and memories they join, are not the same.
Ha ha ha bless your soul, You really think you’re in control?
“Don’t count every hour in the day, make every hour in the day count.”
999 Just for todays…today.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck…
Back to work…
March 2010
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