December 2008
Women are just like men, only different.
Dreams get you into the future and add excitement to the present.
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities
You only live once. But if you lived like me, once is enough
Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be.
A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
If it’s gonna be that kinda party, I’ma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
Most people can’t think, most of the remainder won’t think, the small fraction who do think mostly can’t do it very well.
Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
To betray you must first belong
Pee Wee Herman Crack PSA →
RULES FOR BEING HUMAN →
1. YOU WILL RECEIVE A BODY.
You many like it or hate it, but it will be yours for the entire period of this time around.
2. YOU WILL LEARN LESSONS.
You are enrolled in a full-time informal school…
One man’s theology is another man’s belly laugh.
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today
you guys should call Santa Claus @ 772-257-4656. Funny as hell…
is struggling with that surrender and faith he has grown so accustomed to in his life…
One lonely Beastie I be. All by myself, without nobody!
Mona If you see a friend without a smile; give them one of yours.
If you see a friend without a smile; give them one of yours.